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Bard Class T-Shirt – 'Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat' – Dungeons & Dragons Bard Class Apparel

Bard Class T-Shirt – 'Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat' – Dungeons & Dragons Bard Class Apparel

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Channel the charismatic spirit of a Bard with our 'Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat' T-Shirt. Designed for Dungeons & Dragons enthusiasts who wield words as weapons, this tee celebrates the playful power of the Bard class.

This t-shirt is a must-have for fans of Dungeons & Dragons, especially those who role-play Bards known for their clever quips and enchanting songs. Whether you're engaging in a verbal spar or serenading your comrades, this shirt is your faithful companion. Embrace the Bardic way of life: Eat, Sleep, Vicious Mockery, Repeat!

Don't miss out on this essential piece of Bard gear. Equip yourself with this unique t-shirt and bring a little extra charm and wit to your next D&D session.

Product Details

Product Highlights

  • Unisex Adventure Wear: Whether you're a mighty warrior or a cunning mage, our Bella Canvas 3001 T-shirt fits all heroes comfortably.
  • Crafted for Comfort: Made from soft, high-quality fabric to keep you cozy through marathon gaming sessions and epic quests.
  • Quality Material: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton ensures durability and breathability (Heather colors include polyester).
  • Battle-Ready Fabric: Pre-shrunk to maintain size and fit, no matter how many times you face the laundry dragon.
  • Sturdy Construction: Side-seamed for a tailored fit that won’t unravel at the seams.
  • Smooth Finish: Tear-away tag for a scratch-free quest.
  • Locally Forged: Designed and printed in the U.S.A., with materials sourced ethically from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.

Washing Instructions

  • Machine wash on cold with like colors
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
  • Tumble dry: low heat
  • Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
  • Do not dryclean

Summoned Upon Request By Our Allies

Crafted by the artificers working for our trusted production partner, each item in our store is printed on a blank product specifically for you when you place an order. This method of careful crafting takes a bit more time but ensures no resources are wasted in the dungeons of overproduction. Your patience allows us to offer a vast treasury of designs, each waiting to join your quest. We thank you, noble shopper, for your wise and considerate choices!

Estimated Deliver Time: 3-7 business days to print your order and 3-5 days for shipping in the U.S. If you need it by a specific date, order at least 2 weeks ahead of time.

Size Chart

To Measure: Place a t-shirt that fits well on a flat surface and measure the length and width of it and compare it to this chart. For men, the unisex sizes on this shirt are usually same as men's t-shirt sizes. For women, you might need to order a size smaller than your usual women's t-shirt size. 

100% Satisfaction Guarantee

At Sunburst RPG, we pledge a 100% Satisfaction Guarantee on all our treasures. Should you discover any flaws or find yourself less than thrilled with your purchase, fear not! Contact us within 14 days of receipt, and we shall cast a remedy spell in the form of a free replacement or refund. If we made a mistake, we cover the cost 100%. If you're returning for some other reason, you will need to pay return shipping.

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